Bugs Bunny V Survey Ninja

Bugs Bunny – born in Brooklyn, New York in a warren under Ebbets Field

Survey Ninja – born in Portland, Oregon

Bugs Bunny – “Of course you realize, this means war!”

Survey Ninja – “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

Bugs Bunny – drives his pursuer insane

Survey Ninja – drives his boss insane

Bugs Bunny – rarely defeated in his own games of trickery

Survey Ninja – almost always defeated in his games of trickery

Bugs Bunny – has a certain preference for female disguise

Survey Ninja – has a preference for female Halloween costumes

Bugs Bunny – travels cross-country via tunnel-digging

Survey Ninja – licensed to perform land surveys in Oregon

Winner – Bugs Bunny. Nobody beats Bugs.