Chuck Norris can’t tell you where your property corners are

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris can hum with his mouth open

Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can do many things, but he can’t tell you where your property corners are. We can. WB Wells surveyors might not have black belts in Tang Soo Do and Tae Kwon Do like Chuck, but we do have black belts in surveying.

Our surveyors will Karate chop through black berries. Front and round-house kick their way through stinging nettles. Dodge fists, feet and nunchucks just to find your property corners.

WB Wells will set iron rods at your property corners so true and so straight, that it will bring a tear to Chuck’s eyes. That is if he were capable of crying. It will definitely bring a tear to the eyes of the sissy-boy that Chuck pays to cry for him.

If you are interested in finding out more about what Chuck can do, check out Chuck Norris Facts, for hours of entertainment. If you are interesting in finding out more about your property lines in the Portland metro area, check us out.

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